Faq!

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are you a female?

yes

how old are you?

somewhere between 5 and 97 years old

where are you from?

this planet maybe

who created your website?

why do I code just to suffer?

why did you make this website?

it's an art project

why do you offer requests?

because sometimes people ask for them

what are requests for?

voice messages for anything really

why is there a limit?

because I am not a robot actually

who does the voices?

they are all me

who receives the messages?

only the person who requested them

can you do calls?

no calls sorry

can I send photos to you?

I'd prefer not but you can share your website in the guestbook

will you really say anything?

yeah pretty much in the name of art

how much is it?

requests are free

how can I pay you anyway?

there is a donation form but it's only for shitcoins so I guess support my business when it's announced

why don't you have ads?

if I placed ads I would be restricted

can I work for you?

I am still in development

do you have subscriptions?

no, items availabe as is

do you have social media?

no, I don't have any

your site displays weird on my screen.

Well then use the flex version or get rekt

favorite game?

majoras mask

do you have onlyfans?

no, onlyplans for the future

are you insane?

yes